terminologist:

vintage/nature

kimkardasshole:

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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RUN

terminologist:

vintage/nature

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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bunsen:

scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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